Vanity, thy name is Dave
The Gallery of Hubcap Selfies
I promised I’d be throwing in some non-premium content here, and what could be more non-premium than pictures of me? I also promised occasional car photos from my personal stash and some tips and tricks for IDing old cars, so let’s kill two birds with one stone. So here’s Yours Truly, reflected in some much better-looking hubcaps.
1940 Ford Deluxe (reflected car: 1930 Ford Model A coupe hot rod)
1936 LaSalle (reflected car: 1941 Buick Special coupe lead sled)
1938 Graham
1937 Studebaker (reflected car: 1936 Hudson Terraplane)
1947 Buick (reflected car: 1949 Cadillac)
1959 Traveleeze travel trailer (reflected human: Elvis Presley, who has been living secretly in a Florida RV park since 1977)
I’ll spare you further vulgar conceit for now. But keep your hubcaps shiny, you never know when I’ll need to comb my hair.
And thus it was, that Dave's audience deduced he started his Substack to afford a third pair of shoes.
But... but... but there's no pipe!